Some advice you probably don’t need
D’Angelo Russell did a bad thing after Nick Young did a worse thing. Russell secretly recorded Young reciting a list of his mistresses and that recording has made it out to the world. So now the Lakers aren’t passing D’Angelo the ball.
This is weird, and it’s only going to get more weird. Already on Wednesday we learned that Nikki Minaj of all people may have had something to do with this. It’s like a less believable M. Night Shyamalan movie.
But we at the Game Manager aren’t about to get into locker room disputes or “man code.” We’re not going to discuss the virtues of monogamy. We’re not going to pretend to feign disgust at a guy who nicknamed himself Swaggy P cheating on the woman who poisoned our brains with “Fancy.”
No, we’re here to give you five ways to avoid outing your teammate for cheating on his/her significant other.
1. Put your phone down. Jesus, this isn’t that hard.
3. My god, is your phone out again?
4. You shouldn’t need five of these.
5. OK, fine. DON’T RECORD YOUR TEAMMATE ADMITTING TO CHEATING AND IF YOU DO DELETE IT IMMEDIATELY BECAUSE NOTHING GOOD WILL COME OF IT.
Three things to read today
More ugly allegations of worker abuse in Qatar
The 2022 World Cup bid has been consumed in controversy since the oil-rich country’s name left FIFA’s collective mouth at the 2010 selection ceremony. It has been pages and pages of bribery, unfit conditions for play, and a laundry list of abhorrent worker conditions with an exclamation point dotted by thousands of dead migrant workers. Now, a new Amnesty International report.
Baseball season is so damn close
As the above headline would have you believe, baseball starts soon! That means Sports Illustrated is coming out with their annual ‘Scouts’ Takes’ a collection of rival scouts breaking down every team in baseball. Here’s the American League side of that.
The NFL and the New York Times are about to fight
Last week the NYT wrote a pretty damning report about the NFL’s handling of concussions and CTE, as well as drawing parallels between the league and Big Tobacco. The NFL then demanded the NYT retract their report and today the NYT fired back.
Headlines
The best of the rest
Kobe Bryant has the knees of a 157 year-old man.
This is a good dog at a baseball game.
This man has a point.
We will all probably go our entire lives without asking a better question.
In the picture below, Steph Curry is about three seconds away from draining a three.
One letter in the Wheel of Fortune puzzle? NO PROBLEM.
Don’t worry, the Tebow jokes are still here
And no, he didn’t get signed.
NBA Scoreboard
Toronto 105
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Atlanta 97
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Denver 109
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Memphis 105
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Milwaukee 105
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Phoenix 94
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LA Clippers 99
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Minnesota 79
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Dallas 91
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NY Knicks 89
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San Antonio 100
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New Orleans 92
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Golden State 103
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Utah 96 (OT)
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Washington 111
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Sacramento 120
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LA Lakers 102
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Miami 100 (OT)
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NHL Scoreboard
Ottawa 2
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Winnipeg 1
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Philadelphia 2
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Washington 1 (SO)
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Anaheim 8
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Calgary 3
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